Hank Scorpio was on to something. He may have been the first wealthy man in America to do so, but I hope to one day be qualified to do the same.
That’s like $20 worth of Ramen right there
For having never decorated a cake before midnight last night, I think I did pretty alright for my first attempt.
Well, this is rather awesome
I don’t always feel like a failure as a husband, but when I do, it’s usually because I find out my wife hasn’t seen a movie I quote often.
I do tend to use these regualrly
You find the strangest things in your tires. That’s a razor blade if you can’t tell.
The A.V. Club really takes this movie to task and in the process pretty much reinforces my entire opinion of Seth MacFarlane’s “comedy”
The pool area of our apartments on a Saturday is more like a bad tattoo art walk – both male and female equally represented. Granted, there are very few tattoo scenarios that I won’t classify as bad tattoos.
A few observations on my first trip to Seattle:
1. Beautiful scenery
2. Probably the worst radio station lineup I’ve heard (and before you say something obvious like, “but all public radio sucks,” I know this, but you can always find some tolerable station when given no other options, but not here)
3. Seattle drivers might actually be bigger a-holes than L.A. drivers
4. People in Phoenix like to complain about how bad the drivers there are when it rains, but I contend that driving obnoxiously slow is better than 5 accidents over a 20-mile stretch – maybe Seattle drivers just don’t possess the skills to safely execute their a-hole driving